1.409
It's time to start the party if ya'll don't mind
Me and 'e' clean our adidas with 409
He rocks the highs,i dog the bass
Ya wanna hear us rock？
Here's a taste!!!
Every day i make a sandwich with ham and cheese
Use miracle whip,i don't like mayonnaise
I eat a can of beans,good for my heart
About 1 a.m.,i always.....
Far from me to bite anothers rhyme
They're just too easy to write
I do'em two at a time
Like doggin' the wax and ya don't quit
And if you didn't like that then suck my....
Dictations how i write my raps
Cold maxin' with two freaks upon my lap
Chillin' on the phone,bookin' more def shows
An' if the freaks get illy i smack the....
Whole days of my life are spent inside my bed
Just maxin' an' relaxin' like i'm at club med
Ya say you like this record,you think it's fun？
Party people get stupid we just begun!!!
(break)
You're get,get,gettin' real stupid
As the beat hits your body get ill!!!
You ain't dumb you paid dollars to party go off!!
The girl you're dancin' with has got great hips bug out!!
Go on homeboy and grab her.....
Tape recorder turn up the bass
No time to waste just dog the place
R-r-r-rocket like a missile in space
Evil e keeps his 1200s in an anvil case
We fly t.w.a.,pan am,p.s.a
To places close to home,far away
L.a.,new york,detroit,miami
If i see a girl and like her then i let her see my....
Jam rockin's how i got my fame,ice capital t
Evil e's his name
If you can't see who's rockin' you must be blind
You better clean your gazelles with some 409!!!
Go ice get busy (x2)
Go evil get busy (x2)
Turn up your stereo,equalize treble
Bass be kickin' stupid hard as metal
On the mic tonight that's right your rhyme opponent
M.c. ice t just microphonin'
33 and 1／3 revolutions per minute
This record is def because my heart is in it
Vocals laid by the ice,tempos tight and precise
Special effects will be created by an editor's splice
The funk is in it,ya dig it so stop that frontin'
Bust a move to my groove work your body do somethin'
No way in the world that you can deny my method
As my record rotates,my words get more impressive
I'm an m.c., evil's my dj on sire records not m.c.a.
C.b.s.,capitol,cause they move too slow
Now sire／warner bros. clocks all the dough
As the record revolves money's gettin' made
A.s.c.a.p. pays me every time it's played
I chill in def leathers pure silks and suede
And the gold around my neck will never fade
Down with my syndicate organized rhyme
Kickin' def tempos that i design
And if you can't hear'em thats such a crime
You better wash your dirty ears with some 409
I always rhyme elite,stay on beat
Travel in a posse when i walk the street
Loved to say my rhymes when i used to max
Now i don't speak much,i save my words for wax
I just wanna make a little point in this song
With a little nonsense we can all get along and on and on
Till the break'a break of dawn
This jam will never play out because the grooves too strong
Guys grab a girl,girls grab a guy
If a guy wants a guy,please take it outside
I wanna make ya enjoy yourself
On the mic tonight ice t!!who else？
Evil's on the cuts,henry gee's shot gun
Islam's my producer,bambattas son
Bronx style bob's cold watchin' my back
Melle mel's just layin' for some punks to act wack
Grandmaster caz and donald d ,scott la rock
Red alert,chuck chill out
If you're down with my crew you will be fine
But if you ill we'll get dirty-bring your 409!!
(break)
409......
2.6'n The Mornin'
6'n the morning' police at my door
Fresh adidas squerk across the bathroom floor
Out the back window i make a escape
Don't even get a chance to grab my old school tape
Mad with no music but happy 'cause i'm free
And the streets to a player is the place to be
Gotta knot in my pocket weighin' at least a grand
Gold on my neck my pistols close at hand
I'm a self-made monster of the city streets
Remotely controlled by hard hip hop beats
But just livin' in the city is a serious task
Didn't know what the cops wanted
Didn't have the time to ask
-word-
Seen my homeboys coolin' way out told 'em bout my mornin'
Cold bugged' em out shot allmenn little dice until my knees got
sore
Kicked around some stories bout the night before
Possed to the corner where the fly girls chill
Through action at some freaks until one bitch got ill
She started actin' stupid simply would not quit
Called us all punk pussies said we all weren't shit
As we walked over to here hoe continued to speak
So we beat the bitch down in the god damn street
But just livin' in the city a serious task
Bitch didn't know what hit her didn't have time to ask
-word-
Continued clockin' freaks with emcee posterior
Rollin' in allmenn blazer with a louie interior
Solid gold the ride was raw
Bust allmenn left turn was on crenshaw
Sean-e-sean was the driver known to give freaks hell
Had a beeper goin' off like a high school bell
Looked in the mirror what did we see ？
Fuckin' blue lights l.a. p.d.
Pigs searched our car, their day was made
Found allmenn uzi, 44 and a handgranade
Threw us in the county high power block
No freaks to see no beats to rock
Didn't want trouble but the shit must fly
Squabbled this sucker shanked' em in the eye
But livin' in the county is a serious task
Niga didn't know what happend
Didn't have time to ask
Back on the streets after five and a deuce
Seven years later but still had the juice
My homeboy ken gee put me up the track
Told me e's rollin' villain - bj's got the sack
Bruce is a giant - nat c's clockin' dough
Be bop's a pimp. my old freaks a hoe
The batter rams rollin' rocks are the thing
Life has no meaning and money is king
Then he looked at me slowely and hen had to grin
He said man you out early we thought you got ten
Opened his safe kicked me down with cold cash
Knew i would get busy- he didn't waste time to ask
-word-
I bought a benz with the money the rest went to clothes
Went to the strip strted pimpin' the hoes
My hair had grew long on my seven year stay
And when i got it done on my shoulders it lay
Hard from the joint but fly to my heart
I didn't want no trouble but the shit had to start
Out with my crew some ounks got loud
Shot gun blasts echoed throug the crowd
Six punks hit two punks died
All casualities appiled to their side
Human lives has to pass just for talking much trash
We didn't know who they were - no one had the time to ask
-word-
Part two
Swat team leader yelled hit the floor
Reached in my pocket pulled my 44
Dove across the room peeped out the window
Twenty cops jumped behind a pinto
Out the back door like some damn track stars
Broke down an alley jumped into a car
Suckers didn't even see us they musta been blind
Black wire touched red the car was mine
We hadn't done nothin' but some suckers got shot
Hit the first turn god damn road block
Broke through the block and we did it fast
Cops wouldn't shot us on sight
They wouldn't took time to ask
-word-
The rollers gave chase at a serious speed
One more conviction was all i need
This shit was for real
This was no la-di-da-di
Cause the boys had to pin the shit on somebody
And me and my crew we were known to get ill
We carried heat for protection but not to kill
We bust a corner doin 60 one police car spun
And all i was thinkin was murder one
Bust a move into an alley and did it right
And me and my vrew we're gone into the night
Broke to my old lady's who drew me a bath
She didn't even know what happend
Didn't care didn't ask
-word-
Qwe made love like crazy on top of the sheets
This girlie was my worlie a natural freak
She ran her tonuge over each and every part of me
Then she rocked my amadeus as i watched tv
A technican with a mission that's what she was
If there had been a crowd she would of got an applause
This girl did everything on earth to me that could be done
The she backed off and teased me so i couldn't come
Then she cold got stupid pushed me on the floor
Had me beggin' to stop as i was acreamin' for more
After she waxed by body she let me crash
She knew her lovin' was def
She didn't waste time to ask
-word-
Up the next mornin' feelin good as hell
Sleepin' with a girlie sure beats a cell
Hit the boulevard in my a.m.g.
Hoe's catchin' whiplash tryin' to glimpse the t
Ring on my mobile yes celluar
Got to have a phone when i'm in my car
Was my homeboy red some say he's insane
Broke his bitch jaw for smkin' came
Told me to meet him at the airporrt
Said he's jumpin' bail said he just left court
Caught the first thing smokin' in a serious dash
Didn't know where we were going.
Didn't care didn't ask
-word-
Fell a sleep on the plane and so did he
Woke up chillin' in n.y.c.
Called up my posse when i got there
Hit the latin qarter union square
Rooftop devil's nest the rest we passed
Back doored the palladium just for class
About 4 am we crashed the deuce
We never catch static 'cause my boys got juice
Deuced it to the bronx to rest our heads
Where a shoot out jumped off mine people lay dead
It sounded like it happend with a mac 10 blast
But it was 6'in the mornin'
We didn't wake up to ask.....
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3.Intro(Rhyme Pays)
＊ an exception was made because this song has actual lyrics
A child was born in the east on day
Moved to the west coast after his parents passed away
Never understood his fascination with rhymes or beats
In poetry he was considered elite
Became a young gangster in the streets of l.a.
Lost connections with his true roots far away
But no matter the job or crime
He never lost his hard core obsession to rhyme
New york's hip hop movement broke loose
Dj's cut records,raps had the juice
Since busting rhymes was his natural thing
He was crowned the west coast mc king
But after his inauguration there was a rush
Of wack rappers with one intention to crush
This master rapper and take his throne
A simple job,he had no crew,he stood all alone
Assassins came in groups mc could survive
But he showed no mercy,he rapped blood thirsty
Battlin' from friday on to thursday
Never losin' a 'bout,never ending in doubt
Every confrontation k.o. knock out
On his never ending journey to the t.o.p.
The l.a. player m.c. ice-t
4.I Love Ladies
Ya heard the ice was rockin', ticket sales were high
Bought some fresh adidas so you could look fly
Broke out from your crib rushin' to get here
Tripped ans stumbled almost broke your neck comin' down the
stairs
Jumped into your ride, pushed the speed to the limit
Jumped out of your car faster than you jumped in it
Now you're at the jam but in for a shock
Stupid big line wrapped around the block
Through the walls of the hall you could hear me rhyme
Methodically you schemed a way to cut in line
But when you got inside the sight straightened your curls
Cause as you look around all you could see were girls
I love ladies
I think it's time that i tell the truth
I been dissin' females since my early youth
But you know that's a drag and there's no doubt
Cause females are the one thing that i can't do without
Female companionship is my one vice
I love to buy the girls things, love to treat em real nice
Homeboys you must admit the best part of each day
Is when a beautiful lady comes walkin' your way
Females possess that one commodity that no man will ever have
Not that hangs around me
They got it, we want it, they move it, and flaunt it
They shake it and sway it, we'll die just to lay it
We try to supress it until they undress it
And beg 'em to use it, and cry not to lose it
No man can deny it so don't even try it!!!
I love ladies
Ladies are you with me？ (yeeaahh!!)
I love ladies
Ladies are you with me？ (yeeaahh!!)
That sounds nice (you know we love you ice!!)
I'm junkie for females and that's a fact
I'm not into havin' my homeboys rubbin' my back
Don't dig goin' to the movies alone
Or talkin' to myself on the telephone
Goin' to a disco that's packed with men
That's like tryin' to get a dance in the federal pen
Walkin' through a park with a gang of the guys
And a beach full of fellas never opened my eyes
And man if females are one thing that you don't need
You better get away from me at a high rate of speed
Cause if you don't like them you must like men
And homeboy that's where our serious problems begin
Because to me women are god's true gift
There's absolutely no question who i'd rather be with
I love ladies
I seen this fly girl walkin' down the street
Jammin' a box rockin' to the beat
The girl looked pretty, she really looked nice
So i said to myself she's got to be with the ice
Walked over to her, started sayin' my rhyme
She said 'ice you're so bad, you damn near blew my mind'
I kept on rappin', runnin' my mouth
The next thing i knew i was at her house
Looked at her closely, said for goodness sake
The girl was cut like a diamond, had curves like a snake
Her top half was heaven, the bottom was the hell
I knew tonight that the ice was gonna rock well
But then she started talkin' mess about love and romance
Until she noticed the bulge growin' in my pants
You should'a seen the girl's eyes as my body expanded
She grabbed for my leg, raw sex she demanded
My knees started knockin', i tried to run
She said 'please don't leave ice, i want you to come'
This girl meant business i had no doubt
This is just about the time that the ice passed out
The next day i woke the girl was through
Room still smokin', my legs black and blue
My eyes bloodshot, my hair pressed straight
My knees still knockin', i knew i lost weight
She was the best y'all, yes on this earth
I would'a paid a million dollars, that's what it was worth
If i had got her name or number it would'a been nice
But i'm here to let you know the girl went off on the ice
I love ladies
Ladies are you with me？ (yeeaahh!!)
I love ladies
Ladies are you with me？ (yeeaahh!!)
That sounds nice (you know we love you ice!!)
No when it comes to partyin' the ladies know how
When i ask for a reply they always scream owww!!
It's the homeboys always tryin' to act real chill
Sometimes it's jealous mc's mad cause they ain't on the bill
Maybe they scared if they say ho!
They might lose their cool
But i got some news for you： a fool's a fool
But don't get me wrong, most fellas do rock
They put their hands in the air, they take the show to the top
They start rockin' with the ladies once the show begins
They don't stand lookin' stupid like some mannequins
They don't lean against the wall like they're i some trance
They did not come with no intention to party or dance
You know what？ yo dead beats should just stay home
Leave me, my homeboys, and the ladies alone
We love ladies
5.Make It Funky
(make it funky)
So the people can get down to the funky sound
Cause my crew don't mess around
(make it funky)
So the girls can get busy,dog the dance floor
Make the guys get dizzy
(make it funky)
Totally def as evil e guts the records and the beat is kept
(make it funky)
Stupid fly,it's got to the f-u-n-k why？
So that you can get loose as i produce sounds hard as the deuce
Manipulate the bass gain give the level's a boost
The lyric layer rhyme sayer,born to be player
If politics were my kick then i'd be your mayor
Governator,senator,i'm your mentor
Rap rhythm is erratic,time is four, four
I'm the microphone scholar,clockin' long dollars
Here to make the place funky while the fly girls holler
Genius vocalist,rhyme style priceless
Pound of gold around my neck,mic in my first
The microphone virtuoso crazy insane i'm loco
With the speed to exceed,make other mc's look slow mo
Un-lease release words mean as a beast
I eat mc's for lunch and dinner,i can serve for a feast
Their rhymes are elementary,mine deserve a ph d
This beat is f-u-n-key my name is ice t
Make it funky
Undoubtedly you recognize this jam is the ultimate cut
Uncontrollably you motivate and move your butt
It's rough the beat is gangsterous,call it tough
If you're diss'n stop frontin',come on whats up？
Complicated voice gymnastics are all in your face
Vegas got my highs,e.v's got control my bass
My break is comin' get busy no time ta waste
Now's the time do body work here's the place
Make it funky
Make it funky enough so the tracks lay tough
'cause i'm tossin' it up and the ice don't bluff
The girl charmer toy harmer,juice strong as armor
When i stand upon the stage you could call it melodrama
Intense suspense my voice emcee
I wouldn't have you come and see me under false pretense
The girlies do be wild'n'as i'm profilin'
Limos lined around the block for about a mile'n'a half
Autographs the list goes on
If you forgot it 'make it funky' is the name of this song
Stupid dope and you know it,it rates a ten
You pray my dj cuts the records so it starts again
'cause i can keep the mic cookin' for an entire month
My rhymes are always hard hittin' i don't know how to bunt
My dj cuts like a laser e-v-i-l-e
Put your finger on the records
Make it,make it funky
Make it funky
6.Our Most Requested Record
7.Pain
Deuce,deuce revolver was my problem solver
Had a def girl,really didn't wanna involve her
In the life of a gangster,use to rob bankster
But now i'm locked up,i'm just a punk low rankster
Jail cells know me too damn well
Seems like i've built on earth my own personal hell
No matter how high i climbed,somehow i always fell
I guess a lot of players got this story to tell
No matter how cold you roll you simply cannot win
It's always fun in the beginning
But pain in the end
Pain (x4)
Organized crimer,big trouble finder
In and out of institutions ever since i was a minor
But now i'm on the bricks,deep in the mix
Crime smarts searching hard for some new street tricks
I think i'll join a gang,sling a little cane
Put a beeper on my belt and get myself a name
Fresh sneakers,silk shirts,24／7 work
Nine to five to survive,you gotta be a jerki
I clock two grand a day,yet i was born to play
Who me at micky dee's？it wouldn't work,no way
I'm a big money haver but not the last laugher
For me infamy makes me no autographer
Custody haunts my dreams,nightmares of capture
Paranoid of surveillance,phobia of cameras
My banks bigger,but so are my fears
Past records proved players live limited years
But i'm unlike the rest,know to be the best
Fast money,true wealth my eternal quest
I hustle all night long,there ain't no gain in rest
12 gauge close range,bloods on my chest
I looked into his face,i thought he was my friend
My boy had me set up,this wound would never mend
No matter who you trust,you simply cannot win
It's always fun in the beginning
But it's pain in the end
Pain (x4)
Gold rope wearer,neighborhood terror
Can't hang around my mother 'cause she says i scare her
Got a light sunburn from too much pool-side sittin'
Coroless phone keeps me on 'cause there ain't no quittin'
Mind's in a money mode,seems like it should explode
Girlies on my jammie,got a female overload
Young street messiah,professional liar
19 gotta benz,21 i'll retire
Crazy money it ain't funny,suckers lovin' my jock
But there's some people at my door that didn't even knock
Task force boomin',doggin' my crib out,can't shout
F.b.i. got a gun in my mouth!
Threw me on the floor,called my girl a whore
Pulled ten g's out my mattress and was lookin' for more
Cracked my safe with an axe,then illed out to the max
When they seem my money kickin' it in twenty g stacks
Booked me on ten counts,with bails of different amounts
The charges stuck like glue,some that i couldn't pronounce
They threw my ass the book,my life wa surely took
And then they gave my girl
Ten years for hangin' out with a crook
She played the game herself,fast lane quick wealth
No respect for the law or the city's health
The sweat of hustlers greed is not reserved for men
It's always fun in the beginning
But it's pain in the end
Pain (x5)
8.Sex
Sex i the morning,sex at night,sex in the afternoon's alright
Ain't a man on earth,that can stay alive
Without a .....sex drive
Sex (x4)
I was in a contest to rock the world
First prize was a virgin young girl
For four days i was up on the mic
All sucker mc's were on the bite
Bittin' my rhymes,stealin' my style
I rocked so hard,it wasn't true
I won the virgin girl,and her mama too
Sex (x4)
When i'm upon the microphone
All the fly young ladies want a take me home
When the party's over,take me to their house
Throw me in the bed,know what we're talkin' about？
Then they say,'ice-t you are the best
I love your eyes
Your things,your chest
You put all my lovers to shame
I can't remember my boyfriends name
You made me feel all hot and wet
The way you move i can't forget
I came,i came,i came again it felt so good i told my friends
You can have my cars,my jewels,my wealth
I love you more than i love myself
After tonight fulfilled i'll be
No hundred men could match ice-t
Sex (x4)
Then she turn out the lights,throw back the sheets
And then our two hot bodies meet
And all at once she felt the thrill
The caress of the best,the ice-t chill
Start with her tongue upon the back of my leg
She didn't stop till i hollered screamed and begged
Then she rolled me over,took me to the stage
Like in the nasty book where you tore out the page
Sex (x4)
I put it in their blouse
In their brain their little panties that their boyfriend saw
I put it in their mini skirt and up their thigh
Deep,deep girls,i wanna make you cry
I move it in and out,know what i'm talkin' about
Then around your neck until you show respect
Then on your cheek until i reach my peak
Then in your mouth girl,no joke,i'll take it out
Don't want to see you choke
I'll run it down your back,might cause a heart attack
I'll put it in your butt until i get enough
And then i'll take it out and put it in my pants
'cause i fuck with the beat,the only way to dance
Sex (x4)
9.Somebody Gotta Do It(Pimpin' Ain't Easy)
My lifestyles crazy,i'm luxury lazy
So much gold that jewelry don't phase me
Coroless phone,eight or nine homes
Girlies on my jammie with ice-t jones
Bank account boomin',fast lane zoomin'
Known around the world for my high post groomin'
Mac like a preacher,love like a teacher
Got a girl who lives in paris
When i want her i beep her
Too many clothes,gotta rag top rolls
1.000 watt system and my speakers are bose
I kick it like a champ,i throught you knew it
But pimpin' ain't easy
But somebody gotta do it
My thumbs are tired just from countin' cash
No more room in my diamond stash
Filin' my nails is such a tirin' task
Gold knobs on my benzo dash
Five freaks just to comb my hair
Monograms on my underwear
Bodyguards around so please don't dare
You're takin' a chance if you just stop and stare
Livin' my life is just so hard to do
Makin' deals a million one or two
Buyin' new cars for my entire crew
Matching ferraris,e's black,mine's blue
Can't swin a lap in my pool because it's just too long
Could never go broke because my banks too strong
No matter what i do i simply can't go wrong
And i'll make money,i don't need this damn song
But somebody's gotta do it
When i walk in a joint,punks always look at me hard
Because i wear enough gold to tie a dog in a yard
Cold maxin' in my mansion so big it's silly
Got a butler named humphry and a maid named milly
Mink sheets on my bed,that's what i said
Gourmet chefs in my kitchem so that i can get fed
So tired of sailin' on my boat i might just helicopter
To my jet and catch a midnight flight
So many girls in my book,it weighs a tom
Gotta leave the damn country just to have some fun
Private suite at the track to watch the ponies run
And there ain't nothin' in the word
That me an 'e' ain't done
But somedody gotta do it
10.Squeeze The Trigger
Squeeze the trigger
Rampage on stage,my crews in a rage
Searched my posse,found the uzi but missed the 12 gauge
Maniac,i'm a rhyme brainiac,livin' on the edge of a razor
Remember that
Cold rollin' thick as a shake,i'm rockin' hard as a quake
I can't live on bread and water or lobster and steak
My mino's a riot gun,there ain't none bigger
About to unload the ammo,'e' squeeze the trigger
They say i'm violent,they should watch their t.v.
They say i'm brutal,they should check their p.d.
You made me,now your kids rave me
I rap about the life that the city streets gave me
Murder,intrigue,somebody must bleed
Miami vice is small time,l.a's the big league
From the rollin' 60's to the nickerson 'g'
Pueblos,grape street,this is what i see
The jungle,the 30's,the v.n.g.
Life in l.a. ain't no cup of ter
Squeeze the trigger
I've been dogged out by cops,shackled and socked
Paid my dues to the streets,took my hard knocks
Disrespected by snobs,damn near trampled by mobs
Persecuted by squares workin' nine to five jobs
Like a panther i prowl ,like a lion i growl
Learn to see behind my back like the head of an owl
I'm the voice of the youth,the prophet of truth
What i speak is really though some
May say ruthless tactics are takin' by me to awaken
People to life but i feel no fakin'
No jivin',no lyin',no frontin',no playin'
Say exactly whats up,understand what i'm sayin'
Ban me,try it,you might cause a riot
What the radio won't play,the underground will supply it
I'm a mc pirate that's loud not quiet
Radical as they make'em,make a rule i'll defy it
Critics may say i'm wise,some may call my words lies
I've lived more in one day than they will in their lives
But most do respect the words i inject
Kick credit for realism and the truth i project
Because i could bust rhymes for fun,or cut mc's like a knife
But the topic i love is the drama of life
So don't diss me don't dare,i feel you should care
You may think i'm soft but you're just unaware
Of the wrath of the ice enraged prepare
For a true nighmare
Squeeze the trigger
Cops hate kids,kids hate cops,cops kill kid's with warnin'
shouts
What is crime and what in not？what is justice？i think i forgot
We buy weapons to keep us strong
Reagan sends guns where they don't belong
The controversy is thick and the drag is strong
But no matter the lies we all know who's wrong
Homeless sleep on the city streets
Waitin' to die with nothin' to eat
While rich politicians soak their feet
In the pools at their ten million buck retreats
People hate people for color of face
No one had a choice in the race we were placed
A brother in queens was beaten and chased
Murdered cold in the streets, a goodamn disgrace
Just because of his race,his life went to waste
And no one went to jail when the court heard the case
Justice or corruption？it's all interlaced
How can you swallow this？i can't stand the taste
Squeeze the trigger
I get paid for illin',cold makin' a killin'
My pockets keep fillin',i got dollars to the ceilin'
Got a safe in my floor,car got bullet proof doors
Every time i rock the mic i leave you wishin' for more
Because my raps ain't bull,got cold stupid pull
You wanna eat my rhymes like candy,till your mind's over full
But most mc's today ain't got nothin' to say
'a' to the mother fuckin' 'k'
Squeeze the trigger
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